its really great stuff

The following is something to ponder if you don't know what to be thankful for.
"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep ... you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace ... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church or synagogue meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death ... you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.
If your parents are still alive and still married ... you are very rare, even in the United States.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful ... you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.
If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder ... you are blessed because you can offer a healing touch.
If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you, and furthermore, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.

second part of same story....................

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support

Nice.........................................its a forwarded story...

Dear Tech Support team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZEÂ because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, weep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install GoodLookingSecretary 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support .

ಬಾ ಮಳೆಯೇ ಬಾ..........................

ಮಳೆ ಅಂದಾಕ್ಷಣ , ಒಂದು ನಿಮಿಷ ಮನದಲ್ಲಿ ಅರಳುವ ಹನಿ ನಮ್ಮನು ಬೇರೆ ಯಾವುದೊ ಲೋಕಕ್ಕೆ ಕರೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗುತ್ಹದ್ದೆ, ಮುಸ್ಸಂಜೆ ಒತ್ಹಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಚೆಟಪಟ ಸದ್ದು ಮಾಡುತ ಮಣ್ಣಿನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಬೆರತು ಬರುವ ಮಣ್ಣಿನ ವಾಸನೆ ಬಾಲ್ಯದ ಸವಿ ನೆನಪನ್ನು ಕಣ್ಮುಂದೆ ತರುತದ್ದೆ, ಕೆಟಕಿಯ ಗಾಜಿನ ಮೇಲೆ ಸುರಿಯುತ ಮನೆಯೊಳಗೆ ಇಣುಕುವ ಮಳೆ ,ಮಳೆಗೆ ಸಂಗಾತಿಯಾಗುವ ತಂಪು ಗಾಳಿ ಭುವಿಯಲ್ಲೆ ಸ್ವರ್ಗದ ಅನುಭವವನ್ನು ತರುವುದರಲ್ಲಿ ಸಂಶಯವಿಲ್ಲ .........................................................
ಮಳೆಯ ನೆನಪು ತರುವ ಉಲ್ಲಾಸ ವರ್ಣನೆಗೆ ನಿಲುಕದ್ದು, ಮೊದಲ ಮಳೆಗೆ ಮೈ ಒಡ್ಡಿ ಕುಣಿದರೆ ಅದಕಿಂತಲೂ ಖುಷಿ ತರುವ ಸಂಗತಿ ಇನೊಂದಿಲ್ಲ ,

ಮುಂಜಾವಿನಲಿ ಮಳೆ ಬಂದರೆ ಹಾಸಿಗೆ ಇಂದ ಮೇಲೇಳುವುದು ಎಂತವರಿಗೂ ಕಷ್ಟದ ವಿಷಯ ಕಣ್ಣು ಉಜ್ಜಿಕೊಂಡು ಮೇಲೆದ್ರು ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗೋದಕ್ಕೆ ಬದಲು ಮಳೆ ಯಲ್ಲಿ ನೆನಯಬೇಕು ಎಂಬುವುದು ನನ್ನ ಸುಪ್ತ ಬಯಕೆ.....................

ಮಳೆ ಎಂತವರನ್ನು ಕವಿಯಾಗಿಸಬಲ್ಲದು ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಅಲ್ಲವಾ ಅಸ್ಟೊಂದು ಮಳೆ ಹಾಡುಗಳು ಇರುವುದು ,ಶಾಲೆಗೆ ಹೋಗಿ ಬರುವಾಗ ಬರುವ ಮಳೆ ಯ ಜೊತೆ ಆಡುತ್ಹ ಮಕ್ಕಳ ಸಂಭ್ರಮ ಅಸ್ಟೂ ಇಷ್ಟೂಅಂತು ಅಲ್ಲ ,ನೆನದ ತಲೆ ವಣಗಿಸಲು ತಾಯಂದಿರು ಪಡುವ ಕಷ್ಟವು ಆಸ್ಟೋಇಷ್ಟೂ ಅಲ್ಲ ! ಪೇಪರ್ ದೋಣಿ ಬಿಡುವುದು ,ದೋಣಿ ಎಷ್ಟು ದೂರ ಸಾಗಬಹುದು ಎಂದು ನೋಡುವುದು ಎಲ್ಲರ ಬಾಲ್ಯದ ಸವಿ ನೆನಪುಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು !

In the pusuit of happiness

Its a question of one million rupees are you happy? have you ever asked this question to yourself whats the answer.........well i still remember when i was is in standard 10th people said its your life turning time be careful i felt thats right,i felt if i get good score in 10th std i will be happy.....at last i did it ,then what to choose next for PUC ,i was interested in science so i took it,again started PUC is the life changing time so concentrate more.... study well many advisers ,again i felt if i score well to get into B.E i will be happy ,so i did every thing to see my dream taking its life, k i got B.E seat, i got the impression every thing is settling down,life is taking its good shape..... again i felt if i score well in the degree i will be happy i did everything required ,after B.E i did MTECH ,again i felt if i score well in MTECH i will be happy , my sincere effort to feel happy continued ............now i am expecting my last sem results mind says if i get good marks in this last sem i will be happy,after getting a job i will be happy, i think a lot about happiness when am alone,i put the question how was i through out my life ,

what about now am i happy........then whats the answer.....................................................................fill in the blank.now i have realised that we need no reason to be happy,happiness is a positive emotion when you are happy you have bundle of energy you achieve ,you win.... happiness spreads from person to person.Happiness that i get when i see those plantation growing in my terrace garden,happiness i get when i speak with a child, happiness i get when i solve sudoku ,happiness that i get when i try some recipes at home are really incredible.....so the answer is am happy with life ,am happy about all the smallest micro events which comes in life ,..
when you wake up the next day its a big reason to be happy ,is not that a reason what do you say

About pain

its not a movie review........

am alone at home today and I like it .........

so decided to watch a movie, searched for some CDs ,hmmm i got it and the movie is Delhi6 ,i arranged every thing even got some snacks from kitchen ,at last did some covering work for windows because light directly enters into the windows and hits my pc screen oops every thing over.....................

haha Delhi6 did not work out, i watched it for half n hour it did nothing to make me tuned into it so my search started again........

hmm i got it ,this time a kannada movie, musically hit kind of movie, i continued with that one..

Inthi Ninna Preethiya story is about a guy who is an artist and he is in love with his classmate who is very bold gal as usual because of some blah blah reasons they will not marry and gal marries a guy and she moves but hero starts roaming helplessely and gets addicted to drinking habbits ..... etc etc.....

to be frank i did not like the movie but heros acting is really really good and you cant say he is a new comer and music is really great in the movie, you can watch it onces no problem....

what made me to write about it in my blog ?

there is a scene , heros uncle is famous for cremating dead bodies which do not have their relatives to do all that procedures post death, one day they will get a body of 7 year old child ,hero looks towards the child he feels very bad about the death of the kid he tells to the kid "choclate tharak hoggidya putti , sayo vayas alamma nendu " he asks the kid have you gone to buy a chocolate , this is not right age to die kid, you still had so many roles to play you would be some ones good friend , lover , mother .......... he names the kid because the dead kid is stranger...

that really touched my heart......

another scene hero meets a prostitute she tells him her story once she was a normal innocent gal and also was in love with a guy but because of some bad twist in life she had become what she is today and her ex boy friend is a shop keeper in front of the building where she lives and her ex boy friend donot know about that and she continues "modlu jeevna ithu eeg adhu ella" meaning i had my life sometimes back now i dont even have that too... she lost her battle with life even before she is dead this also touched my heart.....

These two scenes striked chord in me and they are doing rounds in my heart....... rearly this happens............. brought pain inside my heart.....

i dont watch movie which makes me feel sad ,i love to watch comedy a lot.....

Mr .Bean is my alltime favorite hero , he is my hero..........