kaise hai hum,

Na Milne Ki Kushi,

Na Judai Ka Gham,

Na Tanha,

Na udas Hai Hum,

Kaise Kahen Kaise Hai Hum,

Bus Yu Samaj Lo

Bahut Akele Hai Hum.............................................

My Astrological Knowledge

Astrology is one subject which leads to hot discussions and debates at home, is it good to believe astrology or not ? my opinion is to believe it only for about 10% ,rest should be our hard work.

Astrology is an ancient science based on planets ,stars and universal stuff.

I dono why i was attracted towards it , to know how they analyse birth charts, based on what they predict etc etc , being a non believer of astrology my curiosity of learning that art made me browse the net for some astrology lessons,even i was hooked to some of the T.V shows.

I will share some of my basic knowledge of astrology here :

* Based on ones time of birth, date of birth ,place of birth the rashi[moon sign] and nakshtra[birth star] will be determined , in Indian astrology moon sign is considered not the sun sign .

*Birth chart consists of 12 houses , planets considered are surya , chandra, mangala, budha, guru, shukra, shani, rahu, kethu totally 9 planets. Each house will be ruled by a planet that planet will be the owner of that house, and also some houses will be infavorable for some planets, and some houses are normal for some planets where the effect of that planet will be nither good nor bad in that house.

*And each house is named as Aries,cancer,pisces etc etc u know all of those rashis.

* 9 Planets take different houses in the birth chart, based on the placement of planets rashi and nakshathra will be decided , based on the placement of moon your rashi will be determined if your moon is situated in scorpio house then your rashi will be scorpio..........

*For one rashi there will be two to three nakshathras for example for scorpio birth stars are jyesta ,anuradha and vishaka and for aries birth stars are ashwini,bharani ............

*Placement of a planet in favorable position will make that planet very usefull for that person and he will get full blessing from that planet.

similarly if the planet is positioned in bad position then he will recieve harmfull dristi from that planet.

*And interesting thing is there is relationship between planets thats of love/hate kinda thing,

two planets can be friends/enemy /just normal.

for ex: shukra and guru are enemies

shukra and sun are enemies

shukra and shani are friends etc.....

if two enemy pairs are present in the same house it will result in bad effect to that person.

if a planet pairs which are considered to be friends are present in a good position it leads to some yogas which are good for that person.

*Each planet is known for its good as well its bad quality ,

surya gives good health, wealth ,name and fame,arrogence.

chandra gives charming looks,cool attitude,calmness,good sleep , mental related diseases.

mangala gives leadership qualities ,dare devil kind of attitude, short temper.

budha gives brilliant brain power,excellent communication skills.

guru gives the ability to guide others, gives wisdom ,knowledge, tendency to gain weight.

shukra godess of love gives caring nature,loving nature, good looks, money ,interest in different art forms , lazyness, blood related diseases.

rahu gives bad thoughts , bad ideas ,cunning nature.

kethu disconnects a person from worldly pleasure, gives good thoughts .

enough for today i will share my knowledge in my next post..... till then try to digest this......

its really great stuff

The following is something to ponder if you don't know what to be thankful for.
"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep ... you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace ... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church or synagogue meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death ... you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.
If your parents are still alive and still married ... you are very rare, even in the United States.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful ... you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.
If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder ... you are blessed because you can offer a healing touch.
If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you, and furthermore, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.

second part of same story....................

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support

Nice.........................................its a forwarded story...

Dear Tech Support team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZEÂ because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, weep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install GoodLookingSecretary 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support .

ಬಾ ಮಳೆಯೇ ಬಾ..........................

ಮಳೆ ಅಂದಾಕ್ಷಣ , ಒಂದು ನಿಮಿಷ ಮನದಲ್ಲಿ ಅರಳುವ ಹನಿ ನಮ್ಮನು ಬೇರೆ ಯಾವುದೊ ಲೋಕಕ್ಕೆ ಕರೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗುತ್ಹದ್ದೆ, ಮುಸ್ಸಂಜೆ ಒತ್ಹಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಚೆಟಪಟ ಸದ್ದು ಮಾಡುತ ಮಣ್ಣಿನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಬೆರತು ಬರುವ ಮಣ್ಣಿನ ವಾಸನೆ ಬಾಲ್ಯದ ಸವಿ ನೆನಪನ್ನು ಕಣ್ಮುಂದೆ ತರುತದ್ದೆ, ಕೆಟಕಿಯ ಗಾಜಿನ ಮೇಲೆ ಸುರಿಯುತ ಮನೆಯೊಳಗೆ ಇಣುಕುವ ಮಳೆ ,ಮಳೆಗೆ ಸಂಗಾತಿಯಾಗುವ ತಂಪು ಗಾಳಿ ಭುವಿಯಲ್ಲೆ ಸ್ವರ್ಗದ ಅನುಭವವನ್ನು ತರುವುದರಲ್ಲಿ ಸಂಶಯವಿಲ್ಲ .........................................................
ಮಳೆಯ ನೆನಪು ತರುವ ಉಲ್ಲಾಸ ವರ್ಣನೆಗೆ ನಿಲುಕದ್ದು, ಮೊದಲ ಮಳೆಗೆ ಮೈ ಒಡ್ಡಿ ಕುಣಿದರೆ ಅದಕಿಂತಲೂ ಖುಷಿ ತರುವ ಸಂಗತಿ ಇನೊಂದಿಲ್ಲ ,

ಮುಂಜಾವಿನಲಿ ಮಳೆ ಬಂದರೆ ಹಾಸಿಗೆ ಇಂದ ಮೇಲೇಳುವುದು ಎಂತವರಿಗೂ ಕಷ್ಟದ ವಿಷಯ ಕಣ್ಣು ಉಜ್ಜಿಕೊಂಡು ಮೇಲೆದ್ರು ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗೋದಕ್ಕೆ ಬದಲು ಮಳೆ ಯಲ್ಲಿ ನೆನಯಬೇಕು ಎಂಬುವುದು ನನ್ನ ಸುಪ್ತ ಬಯಕೆ.....................

ಮಳೆ ಎಂತವರನ್ನು ಕವಿಯಾಗಿಸಬಲ್ಲದು ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಅಲ್ಲವಾ ಅಸ್ಟೊಂದು ಮಳೆ ಹಾಡುಗಳು ಇರುವುದು ,ಶಾಲೆಗೆ ಹೋಗಿ ಬರುವಾಗ ಬರುವ ಮಳೆ ಯ ಜೊತೆ ಆಡುತ್ಹ ಮಕ್ಕಳ ಸಂಭ್ರಮ ಅಸ್ಟೂ ಇಷ್ಟೂಅಂತು ಅಲ್ಲ ,ನೆನದ ತಲೆ ವಣಗಿಸಲು ತಾಯಂದಿರು ಪಡುವ ಕಷ್ಟವು ಆಸ್ಟೋಇಷ್ಟೂ ಅಲ್ಲ ! ಪೇಪರ್ ದೋಣಿ ಬಿಡುವುದು ,ದೋಣಿ ಎಷ್ಟು ದೂರ ಸಾಗಬಹುದು ಎಂದು ನೋಡುವುದು ಎಲ್ಲರ ಬಾಲ್ಯದ ಸವಿ ನೆನಪುಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು !

In the pusuit of happiness

Its a question of one million rupees are you happy? have you ever asked this question to yourself whats the answer.........well i still remember when i was is in standard 10th people said its your life turning time be careful i felt thats right,i felt if i get good score in 10th std i will be happy.....at last i did it ,then what to choose next for PUC ,i was interested in science so i took it,again started PUC is the life changing time so concentrate more.... study well many advisers ,again i felt if i score well to get into B.E i will be happy ,so i did every thing to see my dream taking its life, k i got B.E seat, i got the impression every thing is settling down,life is taking its good shape..... again i felt if i score well in the degree i will be happy i did everything required ,after B.E i did MTECH ,again i felt if i score well in MTECH i will be happy , my sincere effort to feel happy continued ............now i am expecting my last sem results mind says if i get good marks in this last sem i will be happy,after getting a job i will be happy, i think a lot about happiness when am alone,i put the question how was i through out my life ,

what about now am i happy........then whats the answer.....................................................................fill in the blank.now i have realised that we need no reason to be happy,happiness is a positive emotion when you are happy you have bundle of energy you achieve ,you win.... happiness spreads from person to person.Happiness that i get when i see those plantation growing in my terrace garden,happiness i get when i speak with a child, happiness i get when i solve sudoku ,happiness that i get when i try some recipes at home are really incredible.....so the answer is am happy with life ,am happy about all the smallest micro events which comes in life ,..
when you wake up the next day its a big reason to be happy ,is not that a reason what do you say